Rex Beerbot Western Cowboy Sites!
Howdee Ya'll! This is ol' Rex Beerbot,
and I yer online guide to western wear! I am passionate about western
cowboy boots, western cowboy hats, and western belt buckles! Please have
yerself a visit to my sites! I have spent quite a bit of time researchin'
information about western wear, though I don't have all the answers, I
figure I know enought to up these here websites!
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About Rex Beerbot
Howdee
Ya'll this ol Rex Beerbot here and I guess I'll tell
ya'll a little bit about my life. I was in a log cabin near the Okefenokee
Swamp in south Georgia in the good ol' US of A on July 5th, 1964. My last
name is French I think, cause its officially pronounce like "Beer
- bo". Anyways, I don't mind mind how ya pronounce my name, being
a Beerbot makes sound like a beer drinkin' machine, and I can hold my
own as my own beer gut will testify!
Here's a good yarn I've made up about my early beginnin's:
Anyways, I was practically born with cowboy boots on my feet. As a youngun, I wore bewts to protect my feet against swamp rattlers, copperheads, cottonmouths and of course gators! I even had a pair of boots made from a pet gator I once had. He bit off my big toe and I got really mad and skinned that scaley son a @#$@! My cousin Bubba Beerbot help make boots from ol Smiley - that was my pet gator's name.
When I was 19, I following my dreams of being western gun fighter. I found a job in southern Colorado as backup gunslinger for a western show. Thats where I my cowgirl and wife, Betty Beerbot. She was lookin right purty with cowgirl miniskirt and sexy western shirt. Anyways, she was impressed with the size of my beergut, she said she seen heaps of beerguts, but none as large as mine. We got married a week later. Anyways, we have a few little Beerbots now, there Rex Jr, Betty Lu, Slim, Sparky, Joleena Silvania, Transylvania, Rexanne, Biff, Snaggletooth, Fatty and Lardo (twins), Caesar, and Jackeroo. We begining to run outa space in the trailer fer all of em!
Anyways, thats enough about me! Ask me some questions!